cthulhu-with-a-fez:

the-consulting-timelady:

nathystranger:

“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”

Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU. GODAMMIT. PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.”

PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

the-consulting-timelady:

nathystranger:

“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”

Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU. GODAMMIT. PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.”

PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.

(via the-clerics-diary)

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pie-liner-eats-tesseract:

spookysataan:

heyfunniest:

Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.

oh it’s not the masterpost… not yET:

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LOL BEST POST EVER 

(Source: savethewales, via ohshitimregrettingthisalready)

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pardon-the-interruption:

My variation on the “Hey Girls, Did You Know…” meme.

This is what I do in my spare time.

You’re welcome.

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Today was Tony Stark’s birthday. Did we forget to throw him a tumblr party?

If the Avengers Initiative was honest

Tony Stark: Let's do a head count.
Tony Stark: There's yours truly, hot sauce with a heart condition.
Tony Stark: There's a green guy who flirts with me.
Tony Stark: A pissy patriot in tights whom Daddy liked best.
Tony Stark: A ginger bitch.
Tony Stark: Katniss Everdeen.
Tony Stark: L'Oreal with a mallet.
Tony Stark: All taking orders from a one-eyed guy with snakes on his plane...
Tony Stark: To go against you, a tall drink of water who's made a deal with the devil and has an unlimited power source.
Tony Stark: Damn.
Tony Stark: I need to talk to some Scotch about this.

What I learned from Captain America

Howard Stark got the energy for his arc reactor from the cube

The cube is from Yggdrasil, from Norse Mythology (Thor)

Peggy Carter is Tony’s mom.

Johann Schimdt is an Agent from The Matrix.

I have never read the comics or really watched the cartoons, so I’m going about this backwards- and if I’m wrong :P 

::edit::
Okay I was wrong about Tony’s mom because I forgot a detail from Iron Man. Thanks for the heads up!