Turtle Dawn and The Superwholock

filyambda:

AHAHAHAHA

thingsgotwyrd:

arbitrarychicken:

treguna:

indigoneversleeps:

Not taken from any myth, persay, but Idk, Loki introducing Himself and Sigyn is kinda nonplussed while Thor is chowing down in the background kinda watching and stuff.

take from it what you will
SORRY ABOUT THE BACKGROUND
ALSO ANY COMMENTARY FOR WHAT’S GOING ON SOUNDS AWESOME BC IDK WHAT THEY’RE SAYING/THINKING

😯 I adore this.

I like how even in Olden Times garb, Loki appears to have nail polish.

“Hello there. My name is Loki, and I must say those are some lovely buns you have there.”

tenr0se:

gallifrey-feels:

sowhatelseisblu:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

bokunostriders:

adriofthedead:

don-billingsley:

comealongcastellan:

Do you ever just want to punch an entire fandom in the face?

(via ohshitimregrettingthisalready)

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

the-consulting-timelady:

nathystranger:

“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”

Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU. GODAMMIT. PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.”

PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.

(via the-clerics-diary)

The Avengers is out on DVD/Blu Ray September 25th in the US!!!!

Tomorrow. Tomorrow. You’re only a day away…….. 

norvicensiandoran:

mybelovedcheshire:

foundandferal:

Yes, yes it did.

*SCREEEEECH*

Heimdall with an expanded roll is one thing.

But I assume people noticed the mention of Christopher Eccleston… (and they conveniently left out mentioning him as the 9th Doctor because then the article would…

lokisbruid:

Reblogging Amber Drake’s most excellent post on the myths surrounding Loki and His worship.

It has recently come to my attention that a few Lokeans are spreading complete and utter BS about what you have to do to become a Real Lokean™.
There was a post about this last year (I think) in the lokeans group on Livejournal.. I thought it was a freak occurrence, but apparently it’s still going on.

The bullshit list:

• You have to Oath to Loki for life, ASAP
• You have to marry Loki and become a god-spouse, ASAP
• Lokean god-spouses are special/better/more worthy than any other kind of devotee
• If Loki really loved you, He would marry you
• Lokeans are specifically targeted for spirit attacks

Oathing:
You do not voluntarily Oath to a god before you have spent some years getting to know the god, and the religion in general.
Oathing is serious business, and the gods do not look kindly upon oath-breakers.

God-spouses:
You do not have to marry Loki to follow Him. God-spouses (and god-slaves/-servants) are rare. It looks like there are more than there actually are, because some of the new ones write about it on the internet.
Also it’s the deity who asks the mortal to marry them, and even then you don’t have to, and even if you do choose to marry, you can have an option for a divorce in your marriage oath.
Don’t let anyone tell you what kind of relationship you have to have with Loki. It’s between you and Him. And He is perfectly capable of letting you know what kind of relationship He should want Himself.

God-spouses are not in any way better or more worthy than other devotees.
It’s not exactly something to yearn for, either, since the gods demands much more of their mortal spouses when it comes to Work. And studying and training to be able to do the Work.

I firmly believe that the gods love all their devotees.

Spirit attacks:
Spirit attacks are rare. From what I know, violent “Poltergeist” type attacks areextremely rare.
There is no reason to go around being scared and worrying about being attacked.

The only thing you should do to follow Loki,
is to love Him, honour and respect Him.

From,
-another new Lokean

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Some blog posts for further reading:
Discernment for Godspouses
She’s Having A Go At Other Lokeans Again

(Source: siquia, via strangerinsidethetardis)

A Month With Loki #1

rokkatru:

A little text for the God to open this month of work.

Hail Loki, God of Fire !
Hear my prayer, hear my voice
From beyond the gap of the worlds.

God of Mysteries, Trickster God
Do I dare summon you to my help ?
Am I ready to bear the Mad Fire ?

For sure you are in my thoughts tonight
And in my heart as I make a step
Toward the Fire of Renewal.

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