The Avengers is out on DVD/Blu Ray September 25th in the US!!!!
Tomorrow. Tomorrow. You’re only a day away……..
All those things in which I find meaning, inspiration, or just a good laugh- mostly a good laugh. Mostly reblogging the good stuff.
Ladies and gentlemen. My president is infinitely cooler than yours. And also nerdier. This is not a conflict.
I knew I made the right choice.
OBAMA PLEASE USE YOUR PRESIDENTIAL POWERS TO REVIVE PHIL LIKE JESUS
omfg i love this man
Ladies and Gentlemen, my president.
That’s it. I’m moving to the US.
I remember reading this when it was first tweeted. It might have ruined part of the movie for me, but it was so worth it.
Asgard mourning over Loki
This just kills me. Because seriously, is anyone really surprised that Loki completely lost it? Thor and Frigga are literally the only people who show any regret over what happened to him. Odin THREW A FUCKING PARTY. No one gave a shit that Loki had fallen into the darkness, and that he’d fought beside them for thousands of years. They just had a big feast, and that was it.
Compare this to the way everyone reacted when Thor was banished. They knew he wasn’t dead, that he was probably fine somewhere, but all they could think about was how terrible it was and how they needed to get him back, even though it was his own fault that he was banished and it was a lesson he needed to learn. Loki even points this out to them, but they don’t listen to him. None of them ever listened to Loki, even though for the most part he was probably the most clear-headed person in Asgard. Even sabotaging Thor’s coronation was pretty sensible. Yeah, a lot of it came from jealousy and the desire to fuck shit up, but honestly Thor was not ready to be king at that point. That was very obvious. He needed to grow up and learn that war wasn’t a game, and that he couldn’t just do whatever the hell he wanted. So Loki puts it all on hold in typical Loki style, because seriously no one was going to listen to him if he tried to actually point out that Thor wasn’t ready for the crown. He had to take matters into his own hands. All of Asgard treated him like shit. They ignored him and they made constant jibes at him. And then they’re surprised when it turns out he hates them all.
And so the confrontation between Loki and Thor in Avengers breaks my heart, because I don’t think Thor was lying. The thing about Thor is that he’s this big innocent teddy bear who sees everything in the way he wants to, and so he probably does believe everyone saw Loki the way he did, and that they loved him as he did. And that’s why he thought the slights against Loki were ‘imagined’, because he honestly didn’t notice them. Thor just wants everything to be okay, and that’s kind of his downfall with Loki, because he just doesn’t notice all the things that are fucked up in the way Loki is treated.
Loki knows they didn’t mourn. Thor is the one person who cared about him even though he had a completely different skills set from the warriors of Asgard, and even so he’s never going to understand Loki because he refuses to see what Loki has had to put up with all these years.
Also, Odin can suck my dick.
But guys, a feast *is* how you honor someones life… You don’t just sit around and cry about it.
Loki cupcakes from my Avengers cupcake series!
I have been taunting y’all with this cupcake for weeks. But it was totally worth the wait, no?
*Fun Fact: Loki’s helmet is made from 24 separate fondant pieces, and took over 3 days to put together. It’s pretty screen accurate- besides it being edible! His horns are actually carved pieces of fondant that started as solid rectangles.
[More of the Avengers cupcake series will be coming soon! When they are all done they will be available for purchase as high-res prints. Woo for shameless selling of cupcake art!]
There are no words. Literally none. But there is a resounding sound from my stomach wanting Loki to get in it.
Apologies to the hunger games.
This took me a while. Like, a good five minutes. But once I got what it spells out I had the stupidest grin on my face.
Ohhh! Now I see it!
I want this hanging up in my room.
|Tony Stark:||Let's do a head count.|
|Tony Stark:||There's yours truly, hot sauce with a heart condition.|
|Tony Stark:||There's a green guy who flirts with me.|
|Tony Stark:||A pissy patriot in tights whom Daddy liked best.|
|Tony Stark:||A ginger bitch.|
|Tony Stark:||Katniss Everdeen.|
|Tony Stark:||L'Oreal with a mallet.|
|Tony Stark:||All taking orders from a one-eyed guy with snakes on his plane...|
|Tony Stark:||To go against you, a tall drink of water who's made a deal with the devil and has an unlimited power source.|
|Tony Stark:||I need to talk to some Scotch about this.|