Turtle Dawn and The Superwholock

I posted this on facebook: Now accepting applications for a new best friend. Nothing is wrong with...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:19:01 -0400

I posted this on facebook:

Now accepting applications for a new best friend. Nothing is wrong with the old one- I just sorta married him awhile back and I could use a friend I’m not married to, lol. Applicants must like reading, watching action/comedy flicks and geeky tv shows. A twisted sense of humor is a plus. Inbox me if interested and we can hang out sometime!

I got a few likes, but no messages. :( Do THEY THINK THIS IS A JOKE?

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Tue, 21 May 2013 02:15:24 -0400

therealeovaldez: nicotinebatch: Congratulations, your...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:01:06 -0400

therealeovaldez:

nicotinebatch:

Congratulations, your dashboard is now a TARDIS

YES

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Mon, 20 May 2013 15:08:08 -0400

221bec: professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:59:20 -0400

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

Well it would be a quick clue if you take someone home from the club and they have 4 or 5 dick tats… like maybe you should reconsider.

Yahoo buys Tumblr in $1.1 billion deal

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:50:21 -0400

Yahoo buys Tumblr in $1.1 billion deal:

Internet giant buys site favored by bloggers, paying $1.1 billion in cash for Tumblr

Tumblr has 300 million monthly unique visitors and 120,000 sign-ups every day, with about 900 posts a second. But as much traffic as it generates, not all the content is ideal for advertisers.

“Tumblr does not insist on knowing the real identities for users, and some of the Tumblr content is very adult-oriented, both features that advertisers would find repellant,” said Brian Proffitt, an adjunct instructor of management at the University of Notre Dame.

pscs5: stereksextape: I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE HDR EFFECT WAS...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:01:15 -0400

pscs5:

stereksextape:

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE HDR EFFECT WAS HARD BUT IT’S ACTUALLY LIKE A 5 STEP THING BESIDES DUPLICATING AND FLATTENING SHIT HOLY FUCK I CAN DO IT. I’M SO EXCITED WOW THAT’S LOVELY and I have to share because no one every taught me this.

Open your picture.

Duplicate layer (Ctrl+J)

Overlay that shit 50%

Flatten image (Ctrl+E)

Duplicate that one layer that you have now (Ctrl+J)

Desaturate (Shift+Ctrl+U)

Invert (Ctrl+I)

Gaussian Blur it to 40

Now overlay that B&W Blurred image

Duplicate and sharpen if necessary

AMAZEMENT WOW HOLY SHIT

bricesander: Miley speaks for us all.

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:04:59 -0400

bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all.

And if it’s one shade off the chart- or your manager...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:04:09 -0400

And if it’s one shade off the chart- or your manager decides only one shade will do- you’ll get sent home to change. As if a walmart employee can afford to lose pay and waste gas.

too-pretty-to-die: spooningcaptainamerica: neilpatrickheaven: dadegbert: “how the fuck are you...

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:44:12 -0400

too-pretty-to-die:

spooningcaptainamerica:

neilpatrickheaven:

dadegbert:

“how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me

the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”

the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”

The quadrilogy: how the fuck do you make gifs

News!

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:43:17 -0400

staff:

Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.

Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to make their best work and get it in front of the audience they deserve – certainly isn’t changing.

So what’s new? Simply, Tumblr gets better faster. The work ahead of us remains the same – and we still have a long way to go! – but with more resources to draw from.

Yahoo is the original Internet company, and Marissa and her team share our dream to make the Internet the ultimate creative canvas. I couldn’t be more excited to have her help. We also share a vision for Tumblr’s business that doesn’t compromise the community and product we love. Plus both our logos end with punctuation!

As always, everything that Tumblr is, we owe to this unbelievable community. We won’t let you down.

Fuck yeah,
David

jackunt: sueting: electroego: and they say gay marriage is...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:03:00 -0400

jackunt:

sueting:

electroego:

and they say gay marriage is unnatural

i’m screaming so hard right now ^

“Jon eats a whole raw potato”

Double holy? WTF… someone skimmed through their Bible and missed a whole hell of a lot more than usual.

mayathebea: Chaos Will Always Follow: sinoverseer: Rini Rambles: themunchkym: rebeccaphilana:...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:56:13 -0400

mayathebea:

Chaos Will Always Follow: sinoverseer: Rini Rambles: themunchkym: rebeccaphilana: themunchkym:…

sinoverseer:

Rini Rambles: themunchkym: rebeccaphilana: themunchkym: Is it rude to solve…

themunchkym:

rebeccaphilana:

themunchkym:

Is it rude to solve someone’s rubik’s cube and return it to their desk while they’re away without saying anything?

Do one step every day while they’re getting coffee or something. See if they notice.

DAY ONE.

Got to the office about 10 minutes before anyone else. Ran over and placed two squares. Will finish the first cross tomorrow. New tag is “Kym does the cube”.

UPDATE: The owner of the cube walked in and I had a mini heart attack. He wasn’t looking for me. I walked by his desk and the cube has not moved.

DAY TWO:

Should be studying for a test I have in six hours. Came into work even earlier anyway because I wanted to place squares.

DAY THREE:

Slept in and didn’t make it to work before the cube’s owner. Have been checking his schedule and walking past his desk all day waiting for him to leave. While making a phone call, I saw him leave and ran to move a square into place. Had to explain to my first coworker what I’m doing. He laughed and agreed not to tell the cube’s owner. My mission continues.

DAY FOUR:

Today is the end of the first week. So far, I have told 2 people in my office and have garnered 100 notes on tumblr.

I am two squares away from completing the first layer. This is a very noticeable amount done, so once I complete the first side, I will turn it upwards to lessen the chances of him questioning it.

DAY FIVE:

Since I don’t work on weekends or Mondays, this is my first opportunity to move a square since Friday so I chose to complete the first side. Since this is very noticeable, I have turned the cube so that the complete side is on top and less likely to be noticed.

Note: I have edited the pictures to be slightly better quality.

DAY SIX:

I HAVE BEEN SPOTTED. I got here later than usual and the cube’s owner (called Cubie from now on) got here earlier than normal and he WALKED IN WHILE I WAS TAKING A PICTURE. I was stepped back and was taking a picture of his entire office cubicle because people were asking where the cube actually was, so he doesn’t know why I was taking a picture, just that I was.

I’m really awful at thinking on my feet so I just said “YOU’RE HERE EARLY! NOOO!” and ran away back to my desk looking suspicious.

I fully intend to get those pictures today, though. It will happen.

UPDATE:

This is a picture of the cubicle where Cubie works. As you can see, the cube is eye level when standing, but not when sitting at the desk. The monitor you see is actually a fourth monitor that is rarely used. His two main monitors put him with his back to the cube shelf. When I initially took a picture similar to this, Cubie was getting coffee and came back while I was rounding the corner! It was quite scary.

In order to move the cube, I took a co-worker with me to do lookout. I told my boss that we were doing it then and she, without my knowledge, kept Cubie busy while I moved the cube and took the pictures. When I came back to my desk, I saw him standing there talking to her and I was nervous and smiling too big and my coworker laughed a little. I don’t think he suspected anything, though, because he was having a conversation.

Four people in my office now know about my mission and, so far as I can tell, my secret is still safe, although I must now try harder not to arouse suspicion. Tomorrow I will try harder not to be late.

DAY SEVEN:

Didn’t come in early because I had a paper to turn in at 9am. When I got here, I saw that Cubie was gone and looked around the office to see where he was (in case he was coming back). The first person I told about what I was doing said “he’s not here today” and I (way too loudly) exclaimed “YES!” and some other student employees looked at me weird. Tomorrow Cubie will be back so I must get here early.

Two more squares to place in the second row before I flip it over and there are now 500 notes on this post.

DAY EIGHT:

I completely solved the second row today (two moves), so I put the cube upside down. It can now be seen as mostly solved from any angle it’s looked at.

Next week I have finals, so I’m not working until Wednesday. That gives Cubie almost three days to notice it while I’m not there. This makes me very nervous.

DAY NINE:

It has been five days since my last update. I am out of practice in my Rubik’s cube solving, so I printed off my cheat sheet I made a year ago to ensure that I wouldn’t mess up. I have done the first line of the cross on the unsolved side. It appears that I have a minimum of two and a maximum of eleven more days of moves.

Cubie has turned his desk into a standing desk, so he is now at eye level with the cube, increasing the chances of him seeing it.

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sandandglass: sandandglass: Reblog if it’s okay to message you the word ‘turtle’ for no apparent...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:48:22 -0400

sandandglass:

sandandglass:

Reblog if it’s okay to message you the word ‘turtle’ for no apparent reason

I got sent this instead

awesomephilia: deerpong: Remember geocities

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:47:55 -0400

awesomephilia:

deerpong:

Remember geocities

you-n-me-in-paradise: Day 19: my idol. I absolutely love and...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:43:40 -0400

you-n-me-in-paradise:

Day 19: my idol. I absolutely love and look up to Ellen. She’s so funny and kind and inspirational. We need more people like her in the world :) @theellenshow #ellen #maychallenge #idol #thiswoman

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Sun, 19 May 2013 19:41:24 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 19:40:14 -0400

generationawesome: The new TEEN WOLF promos leave us...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:46:20 -0400

generationawesome:

The new TEEN WOLF promos leave us breathless:
Watch them here —> http://bit.ly/14bMsD8

These Teen Wolf promos are killing me! What the hell is going on…….. “This Might...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:45:15 -0400

These Teen Wolf promos are killing me! What the hell is going on……..

“This Might Hurt”