All those things in which I find meaning, inspiration, or just a good laugh- mostly a good laugh. Mostly reblogging the good stuff.
I posted this on facebook:
Now accepting applications for a new best friend. Nothing is wrong with the old one- I just sorta married him awhile back and I could use a friend I’m not married to, lol. Applicants must like reading, watching action/comedy flicks and geeky tv shows. A twisted sense of humor is a plus. Inbox me if interested and we can hang out sometime!
I got a few likes, but no messages. :( Do THEY THINK THIS IS A JOKE?
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
Well it would be a quick clue if you take someone home from the club and they have 4 or 5 dick tats… like maybe you should reconsider.
Internet giant buys site favored by bloggers, paying $1.1 billion in cash for Tumblr
Tumblr has 300 million monthly unique visitors and 120,000 sign-ups every day, with about 900 posts a second. But as much traffic as it generates, not all the content is ideal for advertisers.
“Tumblr does not insist on knowing the real identities for users, and some of the Tumblr content is very adult-oriented, both features that advertisers would find repellant,” said Brian Proffitt, an adjunct instructor of management at the University of Notre Dame.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE HDR EFFECT WAS HARD BUT IT’S ACTUALLY LIKE A 5 STEP THING BESIDES DUPLICATING AND FLATTENING SHIT HOLY FUCK I CAN DO IT. I’M SO EXCITED WOW THAT’S LOVELY and I have to share because no one every taught me this.
- Open your picture.
- Duplicate layer (Ctrl+J)
- Overlay that shit 50%
- Flatten image (Ctrl+E)
- Duplicate that one layer that you have now (Ctrl+J)
- Desaturate (Shift+Ctrl+U)
- Invert (Ctrl+I)
- Gaussian Blur it to 40
- Now overlay that B&W Blurred image
- Duplicate and sharpen if necessary
- AMAZEMENT WOW HOLY SHIT